Today I was doing my in car training for driver’s ed and we came to a pedestrian crossing where a bunch of people with like 15 babies were crossing and I just thought of that joke that’s like “why are dead baby jokes so funny? Because they never get old” and I JUST STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY INSTRUCTOR ASKED WHY I WAS LAUGHING AND I COUDLN’T TELL HIM.
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
im laghing so hard at this
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
in middle school computer class i saw that firefox had saved another username on gaia at my terminal so i went to that kids profile and commented like: “hi! we sit in the same chair in computer class!”
and he replied
“gee!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!! i dont FUCKING care!!!”
and now he is a republican fursuiter and also he is in jail
good manners are important
— SHINee; Key
That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
Reversal of the Heart - Carolyn Chrisman.(x)
why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck